Thu, 08 May 2008 22:15:39 GMT

After a couple of months as Agency X's pet, Bob had managed to beat Outlaw and morbidly Obese Alex Hayden in strip poker so many times, he was able to have some well earned vacations, and in a twist of fate, he chose beautiful Greece to be the place where he could finally rest from all the wackyness...or so he thought.

As the ferry to Greece was taking a while to get there, Bob decided to hit a pub, but he was quickly thrown out due to his newly acquired form of a 16 year old kid.

All he could say to that was: "Hail HYDRA!"

Realizing that both smoking and drinking would be out of the question for the next couple of years, Bob decided to get one of those jello pack with fruits inside he liked so much, you know, the ones that had little cubes of fruit floating in the jello you have to squeeze. And so, he began his quest for his jello, and obviously, to catch the ferry in time: “I can do it,” he muttered.

Or maybe not, given his rather eye catching look, Bob was quickly assaulted by two large teenagers asking for his jello money, to which Bob quickly responded with a “Hiding Maneuver 13147: If I can’t see them, they can’t see me” after which he just closed his eyes and ran like hell, or when he had Elektra chasing him during the destruction of the first HYDRA base he worked at.

Apparently Bob could run at enormous speeds when his life was at stake, although maybe not fast enough, as he still got pinched in the tushie, and promptly fainted after seeing a drop of his own blood.

After zoning out a bit, Bob remembered that to avoid walls and other solid objects, or even worse, to avoid falling into the water, he had to open his eyes. Having an ACME moment where he realized that physics laws still applied for him, he fell into the water and desperately started to splash around, until he got a hold of one of the docks’ poles and saw the ferry depart.

A few minutes of hesitation later, Bob decided that given his excellent health insurance, provided by HYDRA, your friendly Terrorist organization plotting to dominate the world, he would swim after the ferry into the island, and any pneumonia, or any other diseases he could catch, could be treated and paid.

And that's how Bob got to Fandom, and didn't catch a pneumonia while at it!

[NFB and NFI, y'know the whole thing about not being in Fandom just yet]

[Not so sure regarding OOC comments though, but if they are ok, then you're most welcome to leave one]